Sunday, September 17, 2017

Maleficent, Evolved vs. Fireworks on the Bridge

Your Champion
Maleficent, Evolved (Sleeping Beauty)

VS

Your Challenger
Fireworks on the Bridge (Silver Bullet)

The Case for Maleficent, Evolved (2):
Well... That escalated quickly.

The Case for Fireworks on the Bridge:
Everyone talks about how dangerous fireworks are, but they never talk about the good things they do, like repelling werewolves.

Which do you pick?
Maleficent, Evolved
Fireworks on the Bridge
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Review: IT

IT

We love our Stephen King here, so it is only natural that we run out to see this adaptation of one of our favorite of the Stephen King books (the less said about the other one, the better).

And director Andy Muschietti does a fairly good job.  The movie is far from perfect - and could have benefited from some judicious cutting of subplots - but we do get a fairly creepy, fast-paced movie about a killer entity that takes the form of a clown.

The movie follows the Losers Club, a misfit group of preteens who bond over the summer as they are threatened by the malevolent Pennywise.  Now, this is the crux of challenge of this movie:  You need not just a few, but 7 (arguably 10) good, strong child actors, plus an older actor who can carry the scares as the villain.

Now, while all of the child actors are strong, they might have effectively hidden the shortcomings of some by condensing the story's focus down to 3 of the children:  Bill (Jaeden Lieberher), Beverly (Sophia Lillis), and Ben (Jeremy Ray Taylor).  Now, for those familiar with the book, this is something short of a travesty - as King does creates several great characters out of the children - but it is somewhat necessitated given that even chopping the book in half, you have something like 600 pages to squeeze into a two hour movie.

However, they give enough other business to the other actors (Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, and Wyatt Olef as Richie, Mike, Eddie, and Stan respectively) that it reads more as a missed opportunity than a true crime against the novel.

Of the child actors, special mention must go to Sophia Lillis as Beverly - easily my pick for best in show amongst the children - and Finn Wolfhard as Richie.  To me, both really captured the characters from the book, although the screenplay lets down the former by damseling her in the later part of the movie.

So, the elephant in the room is Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise the Clown.  Let me get this out the way:  Tim Curry will forever own this role.  Nothing anyone will ever do will take it away from him, so a comparison is unfair to any actor playing the part.  Having said that, Skarsgard does an excellent job in the role, playing Pennywise with a weird, off-putting vocalization that on its own manages to create a tension of just what Pennywise is about to do.

The CGI works very well for the most part, with only one scene where it 'shows' - but Muschietti makes the smart decision to have that play into the scare.

Part of what makes the novel great is how King builds the city of Derry itself into an extension of the malevolence of Pennywise, and to make the movie work, some of that has to transfer to the screen.  Muschietti manages to build some great setpieces that help create this mood (the house on Neibolt is right out of the book), and the way he films some of the parents (Eddie's mother in particular) create the meanness necessary for Derry to work.

The biggest critique I would give would be the treatment of Beverly from book to screen.  While they do make her one of the leaders of the group and arguably the bravest of the children, this is undermined by a late-movie MacGuffin to get the group back together at her expense.

The movie could have also improved by either cutting out the bullies entirely (so little time is spent on them that they feel like an afterthought), or by tightening several of the 'adult' scenes that seem to meander when the point has already been made.

But these are minor quibbles from an unexpectedly strong film.  9 out of 10.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Battle of Movie Moments

Battle of Movie Moments is on hold until a new online polling place is found.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Maleficent, Evolved vs. Fireworks on the Bridge

Your Champion
Maleficent, Evolved (Sleeping Beauty)

VS

Your Challenger
Fireworks on the Bridge (Silver Bullet)

The Case for Maleficent, Evolved (2):
Well... That escalated quickly.

The Case for Fireworks on the Bridge:
Everyone talks about how dangerous fireworks are, but they never talk about the good things they do, like repelling werewolves.

Which do you pick?
Maleficent, Evolved
Fireworks on the Bridge
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Monday, September 4, 2017

Maleficent, Evolved vs. Torching the Agents

Your Champion
Maleficent, Evolved (Sleeping Beauty)

VS
Your Challenger
Torching the Agents (Firestarter)

The Case for Maleficent, Evolved (1):
Well... That escalated quickly.

The Case for Torching the Agents:
Probably not a good idea to try to use force against someone who can start fires with their mind.  Just sayin'.

Which do you pick?
Maleficent, Evolved
Torching the Agents
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Final Score: Maleficent, Evolved 5, Torching the Agents 5

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Friday, September 1, 2017

The Knight's Code vs. Maleficent, Evolved

Your Champion
The Knight's Code (Dragonheart)

VS

Your Challenger
Maleficent, Evolved (Sleeping Beauty)

The Case for The Knight's Code (1):
It's odd that a dragon would help a knight remember his vow, but that is exactly what happens in this scene from Dragonheart.  Bowen (Dennis Quaid) looks to leave his friends, but Drago (Sean Connery) reminds him of what he is, and what he has sworn to do.

The Case for Maleficent, Evolved:
Well... That escalated quickly.

Which do you pick?
The Knight's Code
Maleficent, Evolved
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Final Score: Maleficent, Evolved 13, The Knight's Code 5

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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Kanine Krunchies vs. The Knight's Code

Your Champion
Kanine Krunchies (101 Dalmatians)

VS

Your Challenger
The Knight's Code (Dragonheart)

The Case for Kanine Krunchies (4):
How perfectly... banal.

The Case for The Knight's Code:
It's odd that a dragon would help a knight remember his vow, but that is exactly what happens in this scene from Dragonheart.  Bowen (Dennis Quaid) looks to leave his friends, but Drago (Sean Connery) reminds him of what he is, and what he has sworn to do.

Which do you pick?
Kanine Krunchies
The Knight's Code
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Final Score: The Knight's Code 11, Kanine Krunches 4

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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Kanine Krunchies vs. Smaug Attacks Laketown

Your Champion
Kanine Krunchies (101 Dalmations)

VS

Your Challenger
Smaug Attacks Laketown (The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies)

The Case for Kanine Krunchies (3):
How perfectly... banal.

The Case for Smaug Attacks Laketown:
You'd think being on water would help them out.

Which do you pick?
Kanine Krunchies
Smaug Attacks Laketown
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Final Score: Kanine Krunchies 11, Smaug Attacks Laketown 7

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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Kanine Krunchies vs. Attacking the Dragon

Your Champion
Kanine Krunchies (101 Dalmatians)

VS

Your Challenger
Attacking the Dragon (Reign of Fire)

The Case for Kanine Krunchies (2):
How perfectly... banal.

The Case for Attacking the Dragon:
That went about as well as could be expected.

Which do you pick?
Kanine Krunchies
Attacking the Dragon
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Final Score: Kanine Krunchies 6, Attacking the Dragon 3

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Sunday, August 27, 2017

Kanine Krunchies vs. Virgin Sacrifice

Your Champion
Kanine Krunchies (101 Dalmatians)

VS

Your Challenger
Virgin Sacrifice (Dragonslayer)

The Case for Kanine Krunchies (1):
How perfectly... banal.

The Case for Virgin Sacrifice:
Gotta give her credit, she tried to survive.

Which do you pick?
Kanine Krunchies
Virgin Sacrifice
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Final Score: Kanine Krunchies 9, Virgin Sacrifice 2

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Friday, August 25, 2017

Molly Finally Believes vs. Kanine Krunchies

Your Champion
Molly Finally Believes (Ghost)

VS

Your Challenger
Kanine Krunchies (101 Dalmatians)

The Case for Molly Finally Believes (1):
After trying and failing to convince Molly that he is present and trying to help her, Sam puts all his focus into lifting a penny to finally convince Molly that he is real, and that he is there.

The Case for Kanine Krunchies:
How perfectly... banal.

Which do you pick?
Molly Finally Believes
Kanine Krunchies
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Final Score: Kanine Krunchies 9, Molly Finally Believes 6

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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Tina's Nightmare vs. Molly Finally Believes

Your Champion
Tina's Nightmare (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

VS

Your Challenger
Molly Finally Believes (Ghost)

The Case for Tina's Nightmare (2):
If only she could wake up...

The Case for Molly Finally Believes:
After trying and failing to convince Molly that he is present and trying to help her, Sam puts all his focus into lifting a penny to finally convince Molly that he is real, and that he is there.

Which do you pick?
Tina's Nightmare
Molly Finally Believes
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Final Score: Molly Finally Believes 8, Tina's Nightmare 5

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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Tina's Nightmare vs. Opening of A Chorus Line

Your Champion
Tina's Nightmare (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

VS

Your Challenger
Opening of A Chorus Line (A Chorus Line)

The Case for Tina's Nightmare (1):
If only she could wake up...

The Case for A Chorus Line:
A brutal introduction, as a crowd of dancers must quickly learn choreography then perform it, all as a director and choreographer watch and cut the group down to a select few.  Filled with tiny character moments, it is a whirlwind introduction to the cast of characters.

Which do you pick?
Tina's Nightmare
Opening of A Chorus line
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Final Score: Tina's Nightmare 10, Opening of A Chorus Line 4

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Monday, August 21, 2017

Joyful, Joyful vs. Tina's Nightmare

Your Champion
Joyful, Joyful (Sister Act 2)

VS

Your Challenger
Tina's Nightmare (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

The Case for Joyful, Joyful (1):
"If you're going to out there, you're going to go out there comfortable.  Some of us."

The Case for Tina's Nightmare:
If only she could wake up...

Which do you pick?
Joyful, Joyful
Tina's Nightmare
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Final Score: Tina's Nightmare 6, Joyful, Joyful 5

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Sunday, August 20, 2017

Tomb Raiding vs. Joyful, Joyful

Your Champion
Tomb Raiding (Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark)

VS

Your Challenger
Joyful, Joyful (Sister Act 2)

The Case for Tomb Raiding (1):
Indiana Jones: Dodgeball Champion.

The Case for Joyful, Joyful:
"If you're going to out there, you're going to go out there comfortable.  Some of us."

Which do you pick?
Tomb Raiding
Joyful, Joyful
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Final Score: Joyful, Joyful 7, Tomb Raiding 1

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Friday, August 18, 2017

Greeting the Abbot vs. Tomb Raiding

Your Champion
Greeting the Abbot (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

VS

Your Challenger
Tomb Raiding (Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark)

The Case for Greeting the Abbot (1):
A silly bit of cinema referencing a great comedy duo in a subtle way.  Good job, Mel Brooks.

The Case for Tomb Raiding:
Indiana Jones: Dodgeball Champion.

Which do you pick?
Greeting the Abbot
Tomb Raiding
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Final Score: Tomb Raiding 7, Greeting the Abbot 5

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Thursday, August 17, 2017

No matchup!

There will be no matchup today, as I cannot get the poll to work properly.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Becoming a Werewolf vs. Greeting the Abbot

Your Champion
Becoming a Werewolf (An American Werewolf on London)

VS

Your Challenger
Greeting the Abbot (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

The Case for Becoming a Werewolf (1):
**NSFW Scene**
Featuring Oscar-winning makeup affects, this transformation scene was a landmark moment in cinema, pushing the limits of what one could do with practical effects.  But the effects would be nothing without the performance from David Naughton, who sells the horror and pain that the transformation causes.

The Case for Greeting the Abbot:
A silly bit of cinema referencing a great comedy duo in a subtle way.  Good job, Mel Brooks.

Which do you pick?
Becoming a Werewolf
Greeting the Abbot
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Final Score: Greeting the Abbot 9, Becoming a Werewolf 7

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The Bridge of Death vs. Becoming a Werewolf

Your Champion
The Bridge of Death (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

VS

Your Challenger
Becoming a Werewolf (An American Werewolf in London)

The Case for The Bridge of Death (7):
Answer carefully... (Submitted by Ryan C.)

The Case for Becoming a Werewolf:
**NSFW Scene**
Featuring Oscar-winning makeup affects, this transformation scene was a landmark moment in cinema, pushing the limits of what one could do with practical effects.  But the effects would be nothing without the performance from David Naughton, who sells the horror and pain that the transformation causes.

Which do you pick?
The Bridge of Death
Becoming a Werewolf
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Final Score: Becoming a Werewolf 9, The Bridge of Death 8

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